April 2013
My youtube channel! →
So apparently my last link didn’t work… Check out my youtube channel to see all the exciting things happening!
January 2013
Normal :
Talking to you :
Seeing you with someone else:
When I catch a glimpse of my sexy self in a...
tyleroakley:
I DON’T CARE
I swear to God people only listen to famous folks, and only because they’re famous and have money. If one of them came on the news tomorrow with some bullshit they made up, everyone would go nuts trying to convince the rest of us, who don’t care, that what they said is absolute truth.
December 2012
No one gives a shit what you have to say unless you’re good looking or famous.
I went to message someone and looked on my followers list, and I realized she wasn’t following me…
My first thought was “she doesn’t even go here!”
frostyclyde:
so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD